What do readers really want?

A fun thing around Twitter #thingsnottosaytoawriter recently had some wry and clever responses from writers, some tinged with irony, even bitterness. Some were made up, but some were things that had been said to them in true life:
Does this sort of thing sell, then?
Where can I download your book for free?
Since you aren’t working, can you look over my thesis?
I’d write one but I’m too busy pursuing my career.
Why don’t you try writing the way bestsellers write?
Have you written anything I could read?

This made me wonder what readers thought of the writing world, our little self-contained universe. You know what? I don’t think many know or care. And why should they? They just want a good book and maybe, possibly, would like to know a little bit about the writer and their personality. If they belong to a reading group, then they’ll want to know about your motivation, how you researched it, what made you create certain characters, why you chose that ending.

They don’t want to know how many times you went through the editing cycle, how many late-nighters you pulled to meet a publishing deadline or your angst about self versus traditional publishing.

The reason they picked up that book in the first place or listened to a friend’s recommendation was that they were looking for a good read. Period.

A transgressive Roman

My last Roman post was in January this year, although I have sneaked in a few pictures here  and there. I took this photo (right) in February this year in the courtyard of the Capitoline Museum – a near holy place for any ‘Roman nut’.

I was intrigued by the assured pose of the obviously female figure who was uncharacteristically but modestly dressed in a short robe, cloak and leggings or boots, almost as a man would be. Moreover, she is carrying a banner as legions did and something is slung on her back and held across her chest by a strap as a weapon would be. Sadly, her hand is missing, but something is dangling from her wrist. She is said to represent one of the Roman provinces – I don’t know which. If you know, please tell me.

In a military society which strongly regulated women’s behaviour, role and artistic depiction, this figure is transgressive. But altogether fascinating because of that…

Why I started writing novels

I started writing novels all of a sudden in May 2009.  Why? To tell a story, of course, a story that had been squatting in my head and slowly brewing for over ten years.  It was sparked into life by a visit to the cinema.

I’d always fancied the second male lead in the film we were going to see, the producer had consistently turned out high quality films and as a clincher, we had Orange Wednesday Two-for-One tickets.

The film was impressive cinematographically, but total pants as a story: implausible, unconnected, heaving with coincidences, obvious.
‘You know, I said to my husband, ‘I could do better than that.’
‘So why don’t you?’ he replied.
The demon seized me and three months after I tapped the first key I had 105,000 words of mangled crap. Then I set out to learn how to write.

But why?

Writers are storytellers. Luckily, human beings have a hard-wired need to hear stories. This is how family and personal history, customs, laws, traditions, myths and spititual teaching, philosopy, let alone heroic tales of love, war and sacrifice have passed down. They’ve been embellished along the way, of course.

Storytellers were always welcome in the hall and given respect through history. But mainly they told stories because that’s who they were and that’s what they did.

Although my novel writing was triggered by a light bulb moment at the cinema, I realised I’d felt the itch for a very long time. Since I could remember, I’d told funny stories about my experiences, somebody else’s dilemma or achievement and usually held my audience and got a laugh. I’d witten plays for my friends when I was small and  trade articles or pieces for hobby magazines most of my life. The only ‘long writing’ I’d done before was my academic thesis of 18,000 words.

I found a story the other day on yellowed lined paper that I’d written when I was in the Upper Fifth (about 16 years old). It was about a boy experiencing the annual flood in the Camargue in southern France. He saw the warning sign of birds rising and helped the old ‘gardien’ secure the horses. The style lumped along and the description was shallow, but I was strangely moved by the characters. They were people of their environment.   As I laid the two sheets back on the desk, I realised I’d conveyed the emotion created by my 16-year-old self to my current day self. Result!

I write what I write, what interests me. I don’t think I could have sustained that first novel draft if I hadn’t been so fired up by the story. And if my beta readers are right, I think my stories may well interest others.

Sharing hordes of information treasure

Dashing around visiting sites/blog/articles, I sometimes forget to tell others about the hordes of treasure I find, so here are two articles on promoting your book that I’ve found or visited recently.

50 Simple Ways to Build Your Platform
Christina Katz writes:

Writing rules. Self-promotion drools. Isn’t this how most writers think?

But as long as you view your writing as art and your self-promotion efforts as the furthest thing from art, your chances of ramping up a successful 21st-century writing career are going to remain slim to none.
These days, there’s an art to writing and an art to self-promotion. From the moment you start putting words to the page, it’s never too early to start thinking about how you’re going to share them. And once you begin to see your writing and promotional efforts as equally artful, something wonderful starts to happen: You find readers.

Why Promoting Your Book Online is (a bit) like Fight Club
Catherine Ryan Howard writes:

The first rule of Fight Club is that you do not talk about Fight Club.

And the first rule of effectively promoting your book online is that you do not promote your book online.

By which I mean, you do not blatantly promote your book online.

(Yes, it’s a tenuous link but let’s just go with it, okay?

These are not simply analysis and explanation, but solid advice to follow. If either of these articles appeals to you or helps you, tell the authors!

Have you any sites to recommend that have been eye-opening for you others might find useful?

Tackling the cat sick

My Twitter swarm and Facebook groupies will know that a few weeks ago I had a pretty serious operation on my foot which reduced my gadding about ability to minus 20. No more supermarket shopping, housework, gardening for a few weeks. I was also relieved of all cat-nurturing duties except for hugging and stroking.

The foot has improved and I’m now back on ‘light duties’ so I got up this morning early to feed the cat. And found a pile of sick. Lovely. I sighed but  pushed away the thought of turning round,  slinking out and closing the door behind me. I grabbed some kitchen roll and started  clearing up. The poor cat is diabetic and has a delicate stomach, so I can’t shout “slipper factory” at him, especially when he looks at me with enormous green eyes.

Other delightful things crossed my mind as I wiped and mopped: cleaning the oven, recovering the contents of a burst rubbish bag, cleaning babies, breaking it to an acquaintance their book is a pile of poo, traipsing through your own masterwork for the zillionth time to root out lurking superfluous adverbs or autonomous body parts…

How to cope with these less delightful parts of life?

You have to get a grip.

Nobody likes these things. And even less, doing them. But anticipating them is far worse than dealing them. I suggest you plunge in with both hands and get on with them (Not the cat sick, obviously; that’s what Marigolds are for).

Apart from reluctantly, how do you tackle deeply yucky tasks?